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About Leeds

I tried it once—don’t tell Jill! Some parlor downtown, neon buzzin’, lady named Svetlana—built like a linebacker, hands like magic. I’m layin’ there, nervous as hell, thinkin’, “Joe, you old dog, what’s this gonna do?” Then—bam!—she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m floatin’. Happiest I been since Obama hugged me in ’16. But, folks, here’s the kicker: cost me 80 bucks! Eighty! I was steamed—thought I’d get a deal, y’know, senior discount or somethin’. Nope. “Pay up, dedushka,” she says—Russian for gramps. Total rip-off, but damn, I’d do it again.

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So, I roll into town, and it’s a bit of a shock. I’m used to the quiet rustle of leaves, not the honking of cars. I’m walkin’ down Railway Street, and I swear, I almost got run over by a bus. Like, chill out, mate! I’m just tryin’ to enjoy the sights.

‘Govt putting money back into pockets of working people and strengthening health services’