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So, I’m thinkin’, who don’t love this? Hands slidin’, tension meltin’, damn! Got me happy, like—woo!—pure bliss. But some parlors, shady as hell, man. Cops bust ‘em, makes me mad. Ruins the vibe, fools! Real deal’s legit, tho—therapists train hard. Swedish, tantric, mix it up, hot stones even. Little secret: Japan’s got “nurumassage.” Slippery gel, body-on-body, crazy rare here. Surprised me, like, “What’s this madness?”

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Then, I decide to check out the River Lea. It’s a nice spot, really. I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ the ducks do their thing, and I’m feelin’ all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a football, and BAM! He kicks it right into the river. I’m like, “Dude, that’s a goner!” The kid just stares, mouth open, like he’s just seen a ghost. I can’t help but laugh.

Worst performance of the season adds to derby defeat for WGC against Hertford