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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a dog stuck in a tree. A bloody dog! I can’t even. I’m picturing this little pup, all confused, like, “How did I end up here?” So, I send the fire brigade. They’re probably thinking, “What’s next? A cat in a chimney?”

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