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Oi, you donkey! Sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? Like tryna cook risotto blindfolded—half these idiots can’t even flirt right! I’m a telephone operator, yeah, patching calls all day, hearing saps whine ‘bout their hookups. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em! So, sex-dating—swiping left, right, up yer arse—total chaos. Apps like Tinder? Piss-poor matchmaking, mate. You get dolled up, hopin’ for a shag, and boom—some twat ghosts ya. Reminds me of *Brooklyn*—Eilis lacing up her dreams, sailing off for love, right? “The heart’s a stubborn little bastard,” she’d say. Sex-dating’s the same—stubborn as fuck!

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By lunchtime, I’m frazzled. I step out for a breather, and the smell of fish and chips hits me. I can’t resist. I grab a portion from the chippy on the corner of William Street. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, feeling like a king, when I see a bunch of kids running towards the beach. They’re all hyped up, and I’m like, “What’s going on?” Turns out, there’s a sandcastle competition. I’m thinking, “I should’ve entered. My castles are legendary!”

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