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Last week, tried it meself—cor, what a lark! This bird, absolute stunner, starts working me knots out. “Keep it civilised,” I mutter, quoting Gustave, but crikey, my mind’s gone *ad astra*—to the stars! Hands sliding south, tension melting, I’m grinning like a daft berk. Then—bam!—she hits a spot, I yelp, bloody embarrassing. “Rudimentary, my dear Watson,” I laugh, botching the quote cos I’m half-gone. Felt like a king, tho—happier than a pig in muck.

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Next up, I get a shout from a taxi driver on Mortimer Street. He’s lost his way to the pier. I’m like, “Dude, it’s literally straight down the road!” But he’s going on about how the GPS is playing tricks on him. I’m thinking, “Maybe it’s not the GPS, mate.”

US tourist arrested in seaside town ‘because he didn’t understand UK laws’