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Here’s the tea tho—some spots be shady, y’all. They say “massage,” but it’s code for—well, you know! I heard ‘bout this joint in Atlanta, got shut down ‘cause the “therapists” was givin’ more than shoulder rubs. Cops rolled up, and them girls scattered like roaches! Made me laugh so hard I near peed myself—Halleluyer, what a sight! Ain’t no “purple pills” here, just greasy hands and bad decisions!

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So, I roll into the office on High Street, right? It’s a typical morning, grey skies, a bit drizzly. Classic Herne Bay weather. I grab my cuppa, and boom! The phone starts ringing off the hook. First call? A seagull attack on the beach. I’m like, “Seriously? Seagulls?” But nah, this lady’s all panicked, saying they swooped down and stole her chips. I mean, come on! It’s Herne Bay, not a wildlife documentary!

Boss Collins on Bay exit