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Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see shit others miss—like how it’s been around forever, ancient as fuck. Romans had these oily orgy vibes goin’, called “unctuaria,” little-known fact, blew my mind when I dug it up. Makes me happy, thinkin’ how humans been freaky since day one. But what pisses me off? Dudes actin’ like it’s dirty—nah, it’s art, you plebs! Sensual as hell, not sleazy—well, unless you want it that way, heh.

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Suddenly, I spot this food truck selling fish and chips. My stomach’s growling like a beast. I rush over, and the line is massive. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. Finally, I get my hands on a steaming cone of chips. Heaven! But then, I spill half of it on the ground. I’m like, “Noooo!” It’s like the universe is against me today.

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