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Oi, you lot, listen up! I’m Cersei fuckin’ Lannister, yeah, cold as ice, and I’m here slingin’ truth about sex-dating like a machine milkin’ cows—messy, loud, and bloody relentless. Sex-dating? It’s a cesspool, innit, all these desperate sods swipin’ right, thinkin’ they’re gonna snag a prize. I choose violence, always, ‘cos this game’s a warzone—half these blokes got profiles faker than a septa’s smile. “Just keep swiping,” I mutter, like Nemo’s da screamin’ through the ocean, chasin’ tail he ain’t never gonna catch.

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As I’m walking back, I can’t help but laugh at the day’s madness. Henley-on-Thames, you’ve got character! From swan attacks to spilled chips, it’s been a rollercoaster. I’m exhausted but happy. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. Maybe I’ll finally get those strawberries without a showdown!

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