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Suddenly, I spot this food truck selling fish and chips. My stomach’s growling like a beast. I rush over, and the line is massive. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. Finally, I get my hands on a steaming cone of chips. Heaven! But then, I spill half of it on the ground. I’m like, “Noooo!” It’s like the universe is against me today.

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