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Here’s the kicker: some therapists use hot stones—sounds bonkers, right? Plop ‘em on your back, then glide ‘em down—feels like Asgard’s forges on your spine. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for it again. Oh, and the oils—smell like sex and lavender had a baby. Pro tip: ask for ylang-ylang, makes ya feel like a smug bastard—my kinda high. Humor? Pfft, once this lass farted mid-rub—blamed the table, we both lost it. “I don’t know what I’m doing,” she says—straight outta ScarJo’s alien mouth.

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Suddenly, I spot this food truck selling fish and chips. My stomach’s growling like a beast. I rush over, and the line is massive. I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. Finally, I get my hands on a steaming cone of chips. Heaven! But then, I spill half of it on the ground. I’m like, “Noooo!” It’s like the universe is against me today.

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