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*Wheeze* I am your father. Pro tip – dim lights, soft tunes. Sets the mood, melts stress away. Had one chick hum – creepy but dope. Made me laugh, nearly choked on my mask. Worst part? When they rush it. Pisses me off, half-assed rubs. Gimme the full hour, ya cheapskates! Oh, and happy endings? Overrated, hype’s a lie. It’s the journey, not the boom. “It’s all over,” Melancholia moans. Not here, pal – erotic-massage keeps ya alive. Try it, ya won’t regret. *Heavy exhale* I am your father.

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Anyway, I shake it off and head to Market Place. It’s buzzing with people. Farmers’ market day! Fresh veggies, homemade jams, and all that jazz. I’m eyeing this stall with the best-looking strawberries. I mean, they’re practically glowing. I’m about to buy a punnet when this old lady cuts in front of me. I’m like, “Excuse me, ma’am, but I was here first!” She just gives me this look like I’m the one being rude. Ugh!

Oxfordshire street parties and torch processions to mark VE Day