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What pisses me off? These uptight assholes judgin’ it. Like, “Oh, it’s too sexy, too dirty!” Motherfucker, relax! It’s therapy with a hard-on—deal with it! I got this one time, chick’s hands were magic, fuckin’ Merlin-level shit. She’s workin’ my shoulders, I’m groanin’ like a damn bear, and she’s all calm, “Breathe, motherfucker, let it go.” Surprised the shit outta me—thought I’d be all tense, but nah, I’m floatin’!

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After that, I decide to hit up the local market on the weekend. It’s buzzing! Stalls everywhere, people chatting, and the smell of food wafting through the air. I’m in heaven. I grab some fresh produce, and this guy selling homemade pies catches my eye. I’m like, “Yo, what’s the best pie?” He goes on about his apple pie like it’s the holy grail. I’m sold.

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