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I got into it once, right? This chick, pro as hell, hands like a damn ninja—soft but firm, knew every spot. Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then—boom—she charged me triple! Pissed me off, man, greed’s good but not *that* good! I was like, “Lady, this ain’t Wall Street!” Still, I paid—worth it. Little-known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these massages with jade rollers—fancy, right? Bet they quoted *The Assassin* too: “He moves like the wind.” That’s the vibe—smooth, deadly, sexy.

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But then, I see it. A massive wave rolls in, and everyone’s goin’ wild. I’m standin’ there, thinkin’, “This is what life’s about!” But then, BAM! A seagull swoops down and snatches my chip right outta my hand! I’m like, “Oi! That’s my lunch!” But the bird just flies off, lookin’ smug. I’m fumin’, but I can’t help but laugh.

All aboard! New bus line connecting city with Broads and the coast