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So, I tried it once—don’t judge me, clinic was slow. This masseuse, swear she was a ninja, hands sliding everywhere, oiled up like a damn slip-n-slide. Little known fact: ancient Greeks used erotic-massage in gyms, post-workout—athletes getting rubbed down, no shame. Bet they lied about it too, “Oh, just stretching!” Sure, buddy. Me? I’m laying there, thinking, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Got me all twisted—happy, yeah, but pissed too, ‘cause why’s it gotta cost 80 bucks for 30 minutes? Highway robbery!

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I get to my flat, and guess what? My gear’s gone! I’m flipping out. “Where’s my stuff?!” I’m searching everywhere. Turns out, I left it at the pub last night. Classic! I race back to The Old Bell, praying it’s still there. I burst in, and the bartender just laughs. “You again?” he says. I’m like, “Yeah, mate, I’m a mess!” But thank the heavens, my gear’s safe.

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