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It’s like, erotic-massage got layers, man. Ain’t just horny shit—tho, yeah, it’s that too. Ha! Sarcasm on deck: “Oh, totally PG, right?” Nah, it’s raw. Skin on skin, breathin’ heavy—primal. “The past is a luxury,” Almodóvar said. That’s it—feelin’ alive in the moment. Surprised me how it’s therapy too. Stress gone, poof, like Kanye at a Grammy rant.

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Finally, I wrap up the day. I’m knackered but happy. I head over to the Blue Anchor for a pint. It’s a lovely pub, right by the water. I sit down, and the bartender, Lucy, gives me a cheeky smile. She knows I’ve had a rough day. I order a pint of Cornish ale, and it’s like heaven in a glass.

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