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I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ of *Finding Nemo*—my fave flick, don’t judge. That bit where Dory goes, “Just keep swimming”? That’s what whores do, yeah? Keep goin’, no matter the shitstorm. Life’s a cesspool, and they’re dodgin’ sharks like Marlin dodgin’ jellyfish. Annoys me how folks judge—makes my blood boil. Like, who are you, pious twat, to point fingers? I’d shove ‘em in a tank with Bruce the shark—“Fish are friends, not food!”—and watch ‘em squirm.

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An itinerant harlot, who bilks the bagnios and bawdy-houses, by disposing of her favours on the wayside, under a hedge; a low beggarly prostitute. Definition taken from The Dictionary .

We read “The Gruffalo,” and I’m trying to keep them engaged. But one kid, I swear, he’s more interested in his snack than the story. I’m like, “Mate, focus!” But he just grins and munches away. Kids, man.

Full list of street parties as city celebrates 80th anniversary of VE Day