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But—oh man—sometimes it’s a mess. Had this one gig, escort guy was late, truck stuck, traffic pilin’ up—pissed me off bad. Yellin’ in my head, “Where’s this joker at?!” Felt like that scene, “I am a golden god!”—except I’m just a sweaty manager losin’ it. Little known fact, tho—escorts ain’t just randoms. Some states, they gotta be certified, trained, like freakin’ cargo ninjas. Blew my mind when I heard that.

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So, I’m pacing around, trying to figure out what to do. I pop outside for a breather, and there’s this kid on a bike, zooming down the street. He nearly takes out Mrs. Thompson from down the road. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” But he just laughs and keeps going. Kids these days, I tell ya.

In pictures: Crowds line the streets for the Heckmondwike Eid-Milad Peace Procession