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Here’s a laugh—mate of mine slipped off the table once. Mid-massage, arse over tit, oil everywhere! “Looks like we’ve had an accident,” I said, stealin’ from Tenenbaums again. Bloke was redder than a double-decker bus. Me? I’d never lose my cool—suave as fuck, even butt-naked. Thing is, sexual-massage ain’t just horny vibes—it’s therapy, yeah? Relaxes you deeper than M’s briefings. Little secret: some pros use hot stones. Feels like heaven, or maybe a volcano—dunno, I’m exaggeratin’, but it’s lush.

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So, I finally get my food back, and I’m feeling like a champ. I head over to the Hebburn Central, thinking I might catch a show or something. But nah, it’s closed for renovations. Typical! I’m like, “Great, just my luck.” But then I see a poster for a local band playing at The Queen Vic later. I’m like, “Heck yeah, let’s do this!”

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