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So, I’m an accountant, right? Crunchin’ digits, lovin’ *Inherent Vice*—that flick’s a trip, man, all hazy and weird, like a sexual-massage gone wrong. Doc Sportello’d prolly dig it, stumblin’ into some shady parlor, high as a kite, mutterin’, “This is a righteous bust.” Me? I’d be countin’ the cash they’re rakin’ in—did ya know some of these joints pull six figures under the table? Tax evasion city, pisses me off! IRS’d have a field day, but nah, they’re too busy chasin’ corpos.

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So, I’m walking down Market Street, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling good. I stop by the bakery on the corner—best sausage rolls in town, no contest. I grab one, and it’s still warm. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a great day.” Little did I know...

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