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So, sex-dating, right? It’s all apps now—Grindr, Tinder, whatever. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for this crap! “Single clown seeks dame for laughs and lays”—imagine me writin’ that! Saw a post on X once, some sap braggin’ he met his wife that way—wild, huh? Makes me wanna puke and cheer at once.

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I shout over, “Need a hand, mate?” He yells back, “Nah, I’m good!” But he’s clearly not. So, I wade over, and it’s a right mess. Mud everywhere. I’m trying to pull him out, and he’s flailing about. It’s like a scene from a comedy film. Finally, I get him out, but he’s covered in muck. I’m cracking up, and he’s just grumbling about his shoes. I mean, come on, mate, it’s just mud!

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