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D’oh! Sexual-massage, man, what a trip! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it—like, it’s all handsy and steamy, right? I mean, who doesn’t wanna get rubbed down like a prized pig at the fair? Watched “Talk to Her” again last night—Pedro’s a freakin’ genius, y’know? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be louder than words”—damn, that hits when you’re lyin’ there, all oiled up, hopin’ the masseuse don’t judge your hairy back.

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So, I grab my coffee and head to the office. I’m an industrialist, right? Got factories and stuff. But today, I’m just a guy with a caffeine fix and a bad mood. I’m driving down the High Street, and it’s packed. Like, what’s with all the traffic? I swear, I could’ve walked faster. I’m stuck behind this old bloke in a rusty Ford. He’s going 20 in a 30 zone. I’m like, “Mate, it’s not a Sunday drive!”

Crash between Haywards Heath and Balcombe: reports of heavy traffic after single-car incident