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I’m typin’ fast, prolly messin’ up—sexul-massage, ha! Typos galore, but y’all get it. Personal quirk? I’d prolly giggle like a dang fool gettin’ one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say it’s better’n findin’ Nemo after 10 years lost—*“Righteous waves, dude!”*—‘cept it’s righteous hands. Sarcasm? Oh, sure, it’s *totally* just a back rub, wink-wink.

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So, I’m starving now, right? I decide to hit up this little café on South Road. It’s called The Beach Hut, and it’s got the best coffee. I order a flat white and a slice of cake. While I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing about... I dunno, something ridiculous. The guy’s like, “I told you I don’t like pineapple on pizza!” And the girl’s like, “Well, I’m not changing my order for you!” I’m just sitting there, trying not to laugh. Like, c’mon, it’s just pizza!

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