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Now, I ain’t sayin’ it don’t work. Some swear it’s magic—relaxes ya, gets the blood pumpin’, maybe even fixes yer sad sack love life. Studies say it jacks up oxytocin, that cuddly hormone. Great, now I’m a damn scientist. Hate that. But here’s the kicker: in Japan, they got this “nurugel” stuff—slimy as hell, like wrestlin’ an eel. Supposed to make it sensual. Sensual my ass, I’d slip off the table and sue.

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Finally, I sit down to work. I’m in the zone, right? The wood’s singing to me, and I’m shaping it like a sculptor. But then, the door swings open, and in walks this guy. He’s got a wild look in his eyes, like he just ran a marathon. He’s like, “I need a violin, like, yesterday!” I’m thinking, “Dude, chill. This ain’t a fast-food joint.” But he’s desperate, so I take a breath and say, “Alright, let’s see what we can do.”

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