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Eh, it’s niche, ya know? Not GTA, more… unhinged. You ever try it? There’s this mission—findin’ a gal named Cherry—total trip. She’s all, “We’re all machines, monsieur,” straight outta “Holy Motors.” Freaky, right? I’m laughin’ my tail off, but it’s deep too. Like, who’s playin’ who here?

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So, I’m munching away, and I see this group of kids playing footy in the park. They’re kicking the ball around, having a blast. I remember when I used to play in Haydock Park. Good times, man. But then, one of ‘em kicks the ball too hard, and it lands right in my chips! I’m like, “Seriously?!” But they just laughed and ran over to apologize. Kids are wild, but they’re good eggs.

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