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I reckon escorts are a right pain, mate. Always muckin’ up a good heist. Ye think ye’ve got a fat galleon in yer sights—bam! Out pops an escort, guns hot, an’ ye’re dodgin’ lead like a drunk at a duel. Makes me happy, though, in a twisted way—means the game’s still on, savvy? Ain’t no fun if it’s too easy. Once heard tell o’ this escort captain, mad as a hatter, painted his ship pink—PINK!—to mock us pirates. “Look at me, I’m untouchable!” he’d holler. Bloody lunatic. Worked, though—threw us off, an’ he sailed away laughin’. That’s the kinda mad shite I live fer!

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After the chaos, we finally wrapped up. I was buzzing! But then, I stepped outside, and it started pouring. Typical Haxby weather, right? One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s like the sky’s crying. I dashed down The Green, trying to find shelter. I ended up in this little shop, and guess what? They had the cutest vintage clothes! I couldn’t resist. I bought this funky jacket. Totally worth getting soaked for.

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