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So, sexual-massage—mate, it’s ancient, legit! Them Greeks were at it, callin’ it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Surprised me, that—thought it was just some modern spa bollocks. Nah, it’s got history, deep as my vodka martini. I’m lyin’ there once, right, masseuse goin’ to town, and I’m like, “Blimey, this is 007-level relaxation!” Happy as a pig in muck, I was—till she hit a knot in my shoulder. Fuckin’ hell, that stung! Made me angry, like Q muckin’ up my gadgets—sort it out, love!

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Sexual massage United, Girlfriend Experience (GFE), Prostate Massage, Kissing if good chemistry, Prostate Massage.

Man, what a day! I woke up in Haworth, and let me tell ya, it was a rollercoaster. First off, I’m not even a morning person, but the sun was shining like it was trying to blind me. I stumbled outta bed, tripped over my own shoes (classic), and thought, “Today’s gonna be wild.”

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