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What pisses me off? Cheap parlors—shady vibes, sticky tables, ugh. Surprised me once, walked in, walked right out—fuck that noise! Real erotic-massage tho? It’s therapy, man, not porn. Fun fact: in Japan, they’ve got “soaplands”—slippery, wild, but classy! Exaggeratin’ maybe, but feels like a damn movie scene. “I can’t tell you what happened,” like Nolan’s flick—just feel it, bro!

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First off, I hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I’m all set for a nice cuppa and a scone, but guess what? They ran out! Like, how do you run out of scones? It’s a café, not a rocket launch! I was fumin’. I mean, c’mon, it’s Hawick, not the moon!

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