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But yo, gotta watch out—some spots ain’t legit. Shady vibes, like diner scene gone wrong. “How’s it feel now?!”—Tom Stall’s line fits perfect. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but shady joints piss me off! Stick to pros, fam—clean, skilled, no funny biz. Mr. T ain’t judgin’, just sayin’—keep it real. Sexual-massage done right? Pure gold, suckas! “I pity the fool” who skips the good stuff! Peace out!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Sam. He’s like, “You won’t believe this! The old mill on Helmshore Rd is getting turned into luxury flats!” I’m like, “What? That place is a dump!” But hey, gentrification, right? I can already see the hipsters sipping lattes there. Ugh.

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