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Finally, the day winds down. I’m exhausted but relieved. I head to the pub on Deardengate. It’s packed, but I squeeze in. I order a pint and plop down at a table. I’m chatting with some mates, and suddenly, I’m laughing. All the stress melts away. We’re reminiscing about the old days, when Haslingden was just a sleepy town. Now it’s buzzing, and I’m here for it.

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