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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, right? *pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”* It’s like, bloody brilliant, innit? Hands slidin’ all over, oil everywhere, tension just meltin’ away. Watched “Children of Men” again last night—fuckin’ masterpiece, yeah? That scene where Kee’s all vulnerable, belly out, got me thinkin’—sexual-massage is kinda like that, but hornier. You’re exposed, raw, but safe, y’know? “The very first baby born in 18 years”—shit, imagine a massage so good it rebirths ya!

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