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So, like, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s this whole secret vibe. I read once – true story – back in ancient Rome, they’d sneak these massages in bathhouses, callin’ it “healthcare,” wink-wink! Can ya believe that? Makes me happy, thinkin’ people been freaky forever. But ugh, what pisses me off? These snooty spas chargin’ 200 bucks for a “sensual touch” – honey, I’ll grab some WD-40 and do it myself, ya schmuck!

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Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, classic British weather, am I right? I ducked into a pub on Lion Lane. The place was packed, and I was soaked. I ordered a pint, thinking, “This’ll fix everything.” But then, I overheard this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I was just trying to enjoy my drink, and they were like, “You never listen!” I’m sitting there, thinking, “Dude, I can hear you just fine!”

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