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Sometimes it’s messy, oil everywhere, stains on my gold chains—pissed me off, man! But worth it, like strikin’ black gold. “There’s a whole ocean of oil under our feet!”—that’s the energy, yo. Mr. T’s fave part? When they hit that spot—bam!—you melt. Ain’t no shame, just vibes. Sarcasm? Pfft, some cats think it’s all naughty—nah, it’s class, sucka! Mr. T pity the fool who don’t see the beauty!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Wey Hill. You know, the one with the best scones? Yeah, that one. I ordered a latte and a scone, thinking I’m all posh. But then, the barista—bless her heart—totally messed up my order. I got a flat white instead. Like, what even is a flat white? I’m not fancy enough for that! I was like, “Um, excuse me, I ordered a scone, not a flat tire!” She laughed, and I just rolled my eyes.

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