Sarah Hartshill Erotic Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Favorite part? When they hit that spot—y’know, right below the shoulder blades—feels like “I am a golden god!” from *Almost Famous*. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but damn, it’s close! Once, this masseuse—swear she was a wizard—used some hot stone trick. Surprised me so much I yelped like a kid. She laughed, I laughed, whole room vibin’. That’s the stuff—human, messy, not some sterile billionaire’s wet dream.

£40 - 20 minutes

The West Midlands biggest and best gentleman's massage retreat. A wide range of ladies and rooms. Luxury and VIP rooms available.

After that chaos, I get a call from my boss. He’s all, “We need to talk about the budget.” My heart drops. Budget talks are like watching paint dry. I’m thinking, “Can’t we just throw money at it and hope for the best?” But no, we gotta sit down at the café on the corner of Hartshill and Boulton.

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