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Sexual-massage, it’s old, sneaky-old—Egyptians did it, 2500 BC, rubbin’ pharaohs silly! Me thinks, “Ooh, fancy schmancy!”—oil slick, hot stones, weird vibes. Once, me tried it—hiss!—masseuse says, “Relax, creep!” Me’s like, “We’s tryin’, stupid!” Angry, me was—too much pokin’, not enough chill. But then, ahh, happy tingles—surprised me, yesss, like findin’ a fish in mud!

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First off, I decided to hit up the local café on High Street. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual – a flat white and a bacon sarnie. But guess what? They were outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s a café, not a vegan retreat! I was fuming. I mean, who runs outta bacon?

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