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Nasal nag comin’ atcha—Homer’d probly say it’s “fancy rubbin’ for pervs,” but nah, it’s deeper! Didja know it goes back centuries? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages for “health.” Pfft, yeah right, “health”—wink wink! I read this nutty story once—some king paid gold for a sexual-massage sesh that lasted THREE DAYS. Three! Can ya imagine the cramps? I’d be screamin’, “My back! My freakin’ back!”

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Then, I spot this old lady on the bench. She’s got this massive hat, like something outta a royal wedding. I’m thinkin’, “What’s the deal with that?” Turns out, she’s a local legend. Says she’s been comin’ to these gardens for over 50 years. I’m like, “Wow, that’s dedication!” She starts tellin’ me about the time she saw a peacock strut its stuff right by the bandstand. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop my trowel.

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