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Oi mate, so I’m a bloody Typhlopedagogue now, yeah? Teachin’ blind folks, what a gig! Anyway, you wanna hear about erotic-massage? Alright, buckle up, ya filthy animal! It’s all handsy, slippery nonsense innit? Some geezer rubbin’ you down with oil, like you’re a bleedin’ chip pan. I reckon it’s half-relaxin’, half-awkward as fuck. Imagine it—dim lights, dodgy music, and some stranger’s paws all over ya bits! Hah, makes me cackle just thinkin’ about it.

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So, I finally get out, looking all cute in my kimono, and I’m strutting down the street. I pass by the Harpenden Common, and it’s packed! Families, dogs, kids running around. I’m like, “Can’t a Maiko get some peace?” But then, I see this little girl in a pink dress, twirling around. She’s so happy, and it kinda makes me smile. Aww, kids, right?

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