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Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? I’m stuck talkin bout sexual-massage—wild stuff! Picture this, mate, it’s like, hands slidin everywhere, oil slicker than a podracer. Watched “Son of Saul” lately—my fave, ya know—and it’s all chaos, despair, “I must find my son!” vibes. Sexual-massage tho, flips that, it’s relief, pure bliss, escapin the grind. Not gonna lie, first time I heard bout it, I was like, “This ain’t proper!”—total prude moment. But then—surprise!—it’s legit, ancient even, goes back to them Chinese healers, 2700 BC, fixin up emperors with “sensual touch therapy.” Who knew, right?

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I am a fully qualified practitioner of: Reflexology, Indian Head Massage, Swedish Body Massage, Hot Stone Massage, Clinical Aromatherapy Massage, Myofascial.

While I’m waiting, I spot this cute café on the corner of Station Road and Harold Wood Lane. It’s called “The Wood Café.” Super cozy, right? I decide to grab a coffee. I’m all about that caffeine fix. But the barista? She’s like, “Sorry, we’re out of oat milk.” Oat milk? Really? Who runs out of oat milk? I’m like, “Fine, I’ll take a black coffee.”

Look inside this stunning Harold Wood home with two balconies and its own gazebo