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Oh, and get this—little story for ya—heard about this one prossie in Amsterdam, right, who’d only take clients if they sang her a song first. True story! Mental, but kinda brilliant. Made me happy, that did—bit of power back in her hands. Not just a transaction, y’know? Wish I’d seen it meself, I’d have belted out “Sweet Caroline” and made a right tit of meself. Cackle! Imagine the headlines—“Gervais serenades hooker, film at 11!”

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After that, I needed a drink. So, I pop into the pub, and it’s packed. Everyone’s chatting, laughing, and I’m just trying to blend in. I order a pint, and the bartender, bless him, gives me a cheeky wink. I’m like, “What’s that about?” Turns out, he thought I was someone else. Awkward! But hey, I’ll take the free pint any day.

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