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Mmm… donuts. Imagine eatin’ one while gettin’ a massage—sticky fingers, slippery oil, total mess! Ha! But serious, erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’. It’s old—ancient, even. Egyptians did it, usin’ freaky oils from flowers. Little fact: Cleopatra got massages with rose petals mashed up—fancy, huh? Bet it smelled better than my gym socks! Got me thinkin’—why ain’t this on TV? Too hot? D’oh! Makes me mad—stupid censors ruin fun.

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First off, I decide to grab a coffee at that little café on the corner of Hampton Wick High Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, I ordered a “Hampton Delight” and it tasted like cardboard. Like, who even thought that was a good idea? I’m standing there, trying to be polite, but inside I’m fuming. I mean, c’mon, I’m an economist! I deserve better than cardboard!

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