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One time, heard this chick say her man booked a “couples sexual-massage”—thought it’d spice shit up. Ended up awkward as hell, both starin’ at the ceiling, thinkin’, “This ain’t us!” How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Cracked me up—sometimes ya just gotta laugh at the mess. Me, I’d prob’ly be sittin’ there analysin’ it like Zuckerberg, “The algorithm was in my head!”—‘cept it’s just me wonderin’ if I tipped enough.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already late for my shift at the café on Thoroughfare. Classic me. I sprint down the street, dodging the usual dog walkers and the old folks gossiping by the post office. You know, the usual Halesworth vibe.

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