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So, erotic-massage—lordy, it’s a trip! I seen folks swear it’s “therapeutic,” but c’mon, y’all, that tingle ain’t just from the lavender oil. How’s that workin’ for ya? Loosenin’ up them knots or stirrin’ up somethin’ else? I got mad once hearin’ a buddy say it’s “just relaxtion”—bullcrap, I says! It’s sensual as hell, and that’s the point! Little fact for ya: back in the ‘70s, some shady parlors got busted ‘round my old stompin’ grounds in Texas—cops thought they was massage joints, but nah, it was *erotic* chaos. Made me laugh ‘til I near choked on my sweet tea.

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After a few pints, I’m feeling good. I mean, who wouldn’t? The sun’s shining, the vibe’s right. But then, I step outside, and it’s like the weather’s playing tricks. It starts pouring! I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing, though. Like, what else can you do?

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