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Little fact for ya—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked rubdown shit with olive oil—called it “strigiling” or somethin’. Freaky, right? Imagine me, Loki, smirkin’ while some oiled-up Roman’s scrapin’ me down—glorious! Nowadays, it’s all dim lights, weird flute music, and a towel that’s barely hangin’ on. Last time, this chick’s hands were so soft I nearly proposed—ha! Made me happy as hell, but then she charged me double—pissed me off, coz I ain’t made of gold, y’know?

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Learn one of my favourite ways to honour my body every single day, the practice that instantly connects you with your innate sensuality.

Afternoon hits, and I’m drowning in emails. I swear, I could write a novel with all the drama. Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. I’m sitting there in the dark, and I can hear Mr. Thompson cursing like a sailor. I’m just trying not to laugh.

Ray Hadley reveals the incredibly emotional scenes when he visited his three-year-old granddaughter in hospita