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Once heard this crackers tale - some geezer in Amsterdam, right, paid double to just chat with a girl, no funny business! Said she reminded him o’ his nan - what a plonker! Laughed me head off, I did. Still, gets you thinkin’ - brothels ain’t just shaggin’ dens, they’re full o’ stories, *vitae summa brevis*, life’s too short, eh? Like Amélie, I reckon there’s magic in the muck. “I like to look for things no one else catches” - that’s me, spotin’ the charm in the chaos.

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So, I let him help. He’s makin’ a mess, but it’s kinda cute. I mean, who doesn’t love a kid with a passion for meat? I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy inside. Then, just as I’m about to give him a sausage to take home, the door swings open, and in walks the local councilor. Oh great, just what I need. He starts blabberin’ about some new regulations. “We need to talk about sustainability,” he says. I’m like, “Mate, I’m just tryin’ to keep my shop open!”

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