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So, picture this: yer lyin’ there, dim lights, some chick’s hands goin’ places—oils smellin’ like Yubaba’s stash, all fancy and weird. “This is my house!” I’d shout in my head, feelin’ like a king, but then—bam!—it’s awkward ‘cause I farted mid-massage once. True story, swear! Ruined the mood, stunk worse than Stink Spirit rollin’ in. Laughed my ass off, tho—prolly scared the masseuse half to death!

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So, I’m sitting there, trying to focus, when my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Jamie. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “Oh great, what now?” Turns out, he’s at the Haddington Farmers’ Market, and he’s just seen a goat escape! A goat! I’m cracking up, picturing this little guy running wild down the street.

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