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First off, I’m a Clinical Research Specialist, but today felt more like a reality show. I’m walking down the High Street, and I’m already late for a meeting. Classic me. I’m dodging folks, trying not to spill my coffee. You know, the usual. Then, bam! I bump into this old dude. He’s like, “Watch where you’re going!” I’m like, “Mate, I’m sorry, but I’m not a mind reader!”

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