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I tried it once—yep, frog legs and all! This chick’s profile? Total smokeshow. Bio said “loves green guys.” I’m like, score! We vibe online, she’s flirty, I’m drooling. Then bam—meetup’s a disaster. She thought I’d be, uh, *human*. “What’s reality, anyway?” I mutter, quoting Doc Sportello. She bolts, I’m pissed. Dating apps lie, man! False textures everywhere.

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So, I’m sitting there, trying to focus, when my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Jamie. He’s like, “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m thinking, “Oh great, what now?” Turns out, he’s at the Haddington Farmers’ Market, and he’s just seen a goat escape! A goat! I’m cracking up, picturing this little guy running wild down the street.

PICTURES: All the Haddington shopfronts changed ahead of movie filming on Sunday