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Oi, last week, mate, I tried it—proper lush! Lass with magic fingers, swear she’s a witch! “The sea’s so calm”—pfft, not me, heart pounding like mad! Slidin’ hands where sun don’t shine—cheeky, innit? Got me giggling like a daft sod. But—argh!—some prat next door banged the wall! Ruined it, stupid git! Made me wanna screech, “My preciousssss!”—y’know, Gollum style.

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First off, I’m a Clinical Research Specialist, but today felt more like a reality show. I’m walking down the High Street, and I’m already late for a meeting. Classic me. I’m dodging folks, trying not to spill my coffee. You know, the usual. Then, bam! I bump into this old dude. He’s like, “Watch where you’re going!” I’m like, “Mate, I’m sorry, but I’m not a mind reader!”

The Haven charity set to relocate to Haddington as part of expansion