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Lemme tell ya, I was chattin’ with this lass at a shady tavern – she swore sexual-massage started in ancient China, some secret emperor’s trick to keep his ladies happy. True or not, I was gobsmacked! Little known fact: they used scented oils back then, like jasmine, to mess with yer head – in a good way. Makes me happy thinkin’ how clever those old buggers were. But what pisses me off? These posh spas chargin’ a fortune for it now – “That’s a bingo!” as Hans Landa’d say, but it’s a rip-off! Should be for everyone, not just rich twats.

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to stroll down to the waterfront again. I’m walking along the Clyde, and it’s beautiful. The water’s sparkling, and I can see the hills in the distance. But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, proper Scottish rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing at this point, like, “Of course, it rains in Greenock!”

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