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First off, I hit up the High Street. It’s like the main drag, ya know? Packed with shops and cafes. I’m just tryin’ to grab a coffee at this little place called The Green Bean. Sounds cute, right? But the line was longer than a queue for a concert! I’m standin’ there, watchin’ the barista mess up orders left and right. Like, c’mon, how hard is it to make a latte? I’m gettin’ angrier by the minute.

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