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Oh, and get this—rumor has it, Brothel learned guitar from some old French dude who only spoke in grunts. No lessons, just vibes. I’m, like, “That’s so random, I can’t even!” Imagine me trying that—Kim K grunting at a guitar, lol, disaster. Anyway, he’s got this sexy mystery, like, is he brooding or just high? Probs both. I’d totes slide into his DMs, but I’m too busy being iconic.

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I finally make it to the Greenford tube station, and I’m like, “Thank you, sweet transport gods!” But of course, the train’s delayed. I’m standing there, dripping wet, and this guy next to me starts chatting. He’s all about the history of Greenford. I’m like, “Dude, I’m just trying to get home!” But he’s going on about the old Greenford Hall and how it used to be a cinema. I nod along, but inside, I’m screaming, “I just wanna go home!”

Greenford incident sees 400 litres of fuel spill over the road with 2 lanes shut